AI Humor — August 2026, Week 2

• Claude — 95.0 Selected
• Gemini — 83.0
• DeepSeek — 70.0
• Grok — 60.0
• GPT — 45.0

Selected prompt (Claude): A young Korean woman vet in a clean white coat, Yoon Haneul, stands calmly beside a metal veterinary scale in a bright clinic examination room, holding a clipboard and pen. A young Korean man in casual clothes stands opposite her, hands hovering protectively over a tiny hamster sitting on the scale platform. The instant the 8 seconds begin, the steel weighing platform violently buckles and crashes downward, smashing through the white tiled floor in an explosive burst of concrete dust and debris that billows upward around both figures. The hamster remains perfectly still on the descending platform as it disappears into the jagged hole. Haneul continues writing on her clipboard with serene, unwavering focus, her expression completely deadpan and unfazed, never glancing at the destruction. The man recoils slightly in shock. Static camera, medium shot framing both figures and the scale from chest height, locked perspective. The scale platform, floor tiles, and dust clouds move violently; Haneul's face, the hamster, and the clipboard remain pixel-stable. Live-action photorealistic style with practical destruction effects. Background: clean white-tiled veterinary clinic with stainless steel exam table and medical posters on the wall.

• Claude — 95.0 Selected
• DeepSeek — 82.0
• Gemini — 70.0
• Grok — 65.0
• GPT — 60.0

Selected prompt (Claude): Baek Seungwon, a youthful late-teen Korean male with playful charm, stands on the left side of a neighborhood outdoor badminton court in ready position, knees slightly bent, racket raised at shoulder height. His doubles partner, a deadpan Korean woman in her early 20s in casual sportswear, mirrors his stance on the right. Both face the net with completely neutral, focused expressions. A giant shuttlecock the size of a human torso arcs slowly over the net toward them in a perfect parabolic trajectory, its white feathered skirt and cork base clearly visible, moving at the speed of a normal rally shot but absurdly oversized. The camera is locked in a static medium-wide shot at court level, 9:16 vertical framing capturing both players waist-up and the descending shuttlecock between them. The giant shuttlecock moves smoothly downward and forward; the players track it with微 micro head tilts and slight weight shifts but maintain their ready stances. Photorealistic live-action sports footage aesthetic with bright afternoon sunlight, crisp shadows on green court surface. Background shows typical Korean neighborhood outdoor court: chain-link fence, apartment buildings, trees.

• GPT — 92.0 Selected
• Claude — 75.0
• Gemini — 62.0
• Grok — 53.0
• DeepSeek — 40.0

Selected prompt (GPT): Han Jiho, a clean-cut late-teen Korean guy, sits at a cafe table staring blankly at his laptop, unbothered. Beside his coffee, a smartphone rests on a wireless charging pad. After a beat, the pad seems to “kick” and the phone rockets straight up toward the ceiling, spinning; the phone case pops off and flips after it, while loose earbuds and their case skid and hop across the tabletop. Jiho and the other young Korean adult at the table stay deadpan, only tiny natural breathing and subtle finger typing. Camera is a locked 9:16 medium shot from table height; only the phone and small objects move, faces remain perfectly stable. Live-action, warm cafe background.

• Gemini — 94.0 Selected
• DeepSeek — 86.0
• Grok — 84.0
• Claude — 72.0
• GPT — 35.0

Selected prompt (Gemini): Candid live-action medium shot of a blind date in a modern cafe. A beautiful young Korean woman, Jeong Sea, and a young man sit at a small table. The camera has subtle organic handheld drift. [0-1s] A mini chocolate fountain on the table is already erupting, spilling thick chocolate mud over their saucers. [1-6s] The chocolate flow intensifies, burying their smartphones, rising to their wrists, and splashing their clean white sleeves while they maintain polite, deadpan smiles. [6-8s] With chocolate up to their elbows, the man slowly lifts a chocolate-coated mug and takes a polite sip, keeping direct eye contact. The background is a stylish cafe.

• Gemini — 92.0 Selected
• Claude — 85.0
• DeepSeek — 65.0
• GPT — 45.0
• Grok — 35.0

Selected prompt (Gemini): SUBJECT: A young adult male passenger in a city bus. ACTION: A bus card reader on the exit handrail is machine-gunning an endless stream of white paper receipts directly into the aisle. CAMERA: Eye-level framing with slight natural handheld drift, capturing the escalating chaos in one continuous take. MOTION: [0-1s] The card reader is already violently spitting out a long ribbon of paper, forming a knee-high drift on the steps. [1-6s] The paper stream accelerates, coiling and whipping wildly upward, filling the aisle to chest-height while other passengers calmly step through it. [6-8s] The young adult passenger, half-buried in the swirling paper drift, deadpan pushes a clump of receipts aside and taps his card again, triggering an even faster burst. STYLE: Live-action realism, photorealistic candid footage with natural bus interior lighting. BACKGROUND: The interior of a modern Korean city bus near the rear exit doors, with handrails and plastic seats.

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• Gemini — 95.0 Selected
• Claude — 88.0
• GPT — 72.0
• DeepSeek — 45.0
• Grok — 30.0

Selected prompt (Gemini): A live-action wide shot of two deadpan customers on a bench in a laundromat as a wall dispenser malfunctions. At [0-1s], a high-pressure jet of bright blue detergent is already blasting across the room, with soapy foam shin-deep on the floor. At [1-6s], the blue jet intensifies and arcs higher, splattering washing machines as the rising foam swallows a drifting laundry basket. At [6-8s], the stream hits the ceiling and rains down, the foam reaching waist-height, as one man calmly lifts his phone overhead with a blank face. The camera maintains a handheld, slightly drifting framing, capturing the chaotic flood in realistic detail.

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• Gemini — 95.0 Selected
• Claude — 85.0
• GPT — 65.0
• DeepSeek — 55.0
• Grok — 35.0

Selected prompt (Gemini): A young male office worker sits at a corporate meeting room table as a massive torrent of neon-colored post-it notes gushes relentlessly through the door gap. The camera holds a medium-wide framing with subtle handheld drift, capturing the escalation. [0-1s] A thick stream of yellow, pink, and green sticky notes is already gushing through the door, piling knee-deep on the floor and sliding over the table edge. [1-6s] The stream intensifies rapidly, swirling sticky notes into the air and burying the chairs, with sheets sliding off the table as the pile climbs higher, half-burying a whiteboard. [6-8s] As the paper flood peaks over the tabletop and buries a projector, the worker calmly lifts his laptop with one hand to keep it dry, continuing to type with the other hand with a completely deadpan expression, blinking once. Live-action realism, photorealistic office lighting.

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• Gemini — 85.0 Selected
• GPT — 75.0
• DeepSeek — 45.0
• Claude — 38.0
• Grok — 30.0

Selected prompt (Gemini): A young male cook in a black apron and cap stands at a busy Korean snack bar counter. At second 0, a thick, glistening yellow pickled-radish rope is already sliding rapidly out of a sliced gimbap roll on a wooden cutting board. The camera holds a medium close-up shot with slight handheld drift, keeping the action framed dynamically. [0-1s] The bright yellow radish strip continuously slides out of the cut gimbap, coiling rapidly on the counter. [1-6s] The unspooling accelerates, looping over the counter edge and pooling onto the floor in a massive, thick pile as the cook's eyes widen. [6-8s] A knee-high yellow coil buries the cook's boots; he deadpans, slowly lifts one foot out of the yellow pile, and calmly continues slicing the roll. Live-action realism, photorealistic texture of the shiny, wet pickled radish, steam rising from tteokbokki trays in the warm-lit background.

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• Gemini — 95.0 Selected
• Claude — 75.0
• GPT — 35.0
• Grok — 30.0
• DeepSeek — 25.0

Selected prompt (Gemini): A live-action, candid smartphone video of a busy animal hospital waiting room. A thick, continuous river of golden hamsters is already pouring through a half-open glass sliding door on the left, while a ticket machine on the counter rapidly spits out a long paper ribbon. The camera holds a wide framing with subtle handheld drift. [0-1s] The hamsters flow rapidly over the threshold as the ticket machine chatters. [1-6s] The stream of hamsters multiplies into a rolling carpet, spilling over waiting room chairs and piling up on the floor. [6-8s] Hundreds of hamsters cover the floor, and a young female receptionist deadpan lifts both feet onto her chair, calmly stamping charts.

• Gemini — 95.0 Selected
• GPT — 85.0
• Claude — 65.0
• Grok — 38.0
• DeepSeek — 35.0

Selected prompt (Gemini): A young adult male stands by Lane 3's ball return, which is malfunctioning absurdly. At second 0, bowling balls are already shooting out of the rack, rolling across the polished floor. The camera captures the scene in a medium-wide shot with subtle handheld drift. [0-1s] Six colorful bowling balls rapidly pop out of the slot, spilling onto the floor. [1-6s] The launch rate accelerates wildly; a knee-high pile of neon bowling balls forms, cascading into neighboring lanes. [6-8s] The pile peaks into a chest-high mound, burying the rack, while the young man deadpan lifts one foot over a rolling ball, eyes glued to the scoreboard. Live-action realism, bright bowling alley.

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• GPT — 92.0 Selected
• DeepSeek — 82.0
• Claude — 38.0
• Grok — 35.0

Selected prompt (GPT): A young woman in her 20s sits at a small cafe table as an absurdly oversized wireless earbud charging case, already laptop-sized, visibly swells and creaks its lid open, shoving an iced americano toward the edge while two giant earbuds tumble out and bounce. Camera is a handheld phone vertical close-medium shot with slight drift, staying on her, the table, and the floor area. MOTION: [0-1s] case is actively inflating, lid prying, earbuds popping out. [1-6s] it balloons past suitcase size, table tilts, earbuds pour steadily and roll between chair legs, napkins flutter away. [6-8s] case dwarfs the table, lid yawns wide, earbuds avalanche; she calmly lifts her drink and takes one deadpan sip. Live-action photorealism in a modern cafe with chairs and warm window light.

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• Gemini — 95.0 Selected
• GPT — 75.0
• Claude — 45.0
• Grok — 38.0
• DeepSeek — 35.0

Selected prompt (Gemini): A photogenic Korean couple in their early 20s, featuring Moon Gaeun with neat black hair and a tidy pastel blouse, and a handsome Korean man in a clean beige shirt kneeling before her. The man holds up a vibrant flower bouquet while white paper planes rain down on them. The camera holds an eye-level medium-full shot with a subtle, organic handheld drift to keep the frame alive. MOTION: [0-1s] The romantic confession is already underway; about a dozen paper planes sail gracefully through the air, with one bouncing off the kneeling man's shoulder. [1-6s] The downpour of paper planes rapidly intensifies into a continuous cascade of hundreds of white planes swirling around them, piling up around their feet and burying the bouquet up to the blossoms, while Gaeun maintains a serene, elegant smile, calmly catching the planes out of the air like falling cherry blossoms. [6-8s] At the peak, a blizzard of paper planes fills the air; Gaeun deadpan unfolds one caught plane to read it, giving a tiny approving nod while the man remains perfectly still in his kneeling pose. STYLE: Live-action realism, bright cheerful sunlight, vibrant saturated colors. BACKGROUND: A clean, picturesque Han River park in Seoul with green grass and modern Korean park benches.

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• Claude — 92.0 Selected
• DeepSeek — 74.0
• GPT — 65.0
• Grok — 35.0

Selected prompt (Claude): Live-action photorealistic footage, 9:16 vertical, minimal handheld drift. SUBJECT: A photogenic Korean male in his late teens, 20s-passing, intense eyes, dark neat hair, clean even-toned skin, wearing a casual dark jacket and backpack, stepping through a Seoul subway turnstile gate as folded black umbrellas are already shooting out of the card-slot mid-flight. ACTION: [0-1s] Three umbrellas are already airborne, popping out of the fare gate's card reader slot in quick succession, bouncing off the turnstile flap and clattering to the tile floor where forty more lie scattered; the young man steps over the first pile without breaking stride, face locked in intense deadpan focus. [1-6s] The ejection rate doubles—umbrellas launch in arcs every half-second, some bouncing off his shoulder and backpack as he continues his shuffle-step through the growing knee-high heap, his expression unchanging; the pile swells past a hundred umbrellas spreading across the entire turnstile lane, black handles and fabric cascading like a waterfall. [6-8s] The gate fires a rapid burst—ten umbrellas rain down in two seconds, burying the lane waist-deep; the young man calmly selects one mid-stride from the flood, tucks it under his arm with zero reaction, and taps his card through while umbrellas continue popping out behind him. CAMERA: Wide framing from chest-height, capturing the full turnstile gate, the umbrella pile, and the young man's upper body and face clearly throughout, slight handheld breathing motion. STYLE: Bright even LED subway lighting, crisp saturated colors, clean white tile floor, photorealistic live-action like security-camera footage of an impossible event. BACKGROUND: Modern Seoul subway station interior, Korean signage visible on walls, gray metal turnstile gates, white and blue tiled walls, fluorescent overhead lights.

• GPT — 85.0 Selected
• Claude — 50.0
• Gemini — 48.0
• Grok — 38.0
• DeepSeek — 35.0

Selected prompt (GPT): Two photogenic Korean adults in their 20s in a bright self-service laundromat: a deadpan handsome Korean man in his 20s (Kim Taeyul) folding T-shirts with military precision, and a photogenic Korean woman in her 20s calmly sorting laundry beside him. A coin exchange machine is already blasting shiny shirt buttons from its chute, spraying across clean tile. Vertical 9:16 mid-wide framing, slight handheld drift. MOTION: [0-1s] buttons jet out fast, a knee-high pile already forming as they bounce off their legs. [1-6s] the stream accelerates and arcs higher, ricocheting off dryer doors, waves of buttons skittering as both keep folding, stepping over drifts. [6-8s] buttons fountain to the ceiling lights and rain down; she slides her basket under the chute to catch them while he lifts one button to his shirt cuff, expression unchanged. Live-action realism, crisp saturated colors, Korean signage and machines visible.

• Claude — 95.0 Selected
• DeepSeek — 85.0
• GPT — 70.0
• Grok — 35.0

Selected prompt (Claude): Live-action photorealistic footage, 9:16 vertical. SUBJECT: Two photogenic Korean adults in their 20s in a bright modern Korean office meeting room — one woman (Moon Gaeun, late teens, clean fresh appearance, neat shoulder-length hair, simple white blouse) seated at the white meeting table typing on a laptop, and one photogenic Korean man in his 20s standing at the wall-mounted whiteboard mid-erasing motion. ACTION: At second 0 the man's eraser is already mid-swipe across the board and a thick white powder blizzard is gushing out, already piled hand-deep on the table around Gaeun's laptop. CAMERA: Medium-wide framing capturing both the whiteboard on the left wall and the full meeting table, minimal handheld drift keeping the entire room visible. MOTION: [0-1s] The eraser continues sweeping and powder cascades heavily onto the table in a thick stream, Gaeun types calmly without looking up. [1-6s] Each eraser pass releases exponentially more powder — it waterfalls over the table edge, buries papers and pens, drifts pile around chair legs, the white cloud thickens and rises steadily to waist height, Gaeun keeps typing as powder covers her hands and keyboard, the man keeps erasing methodically. [6-8s] The powder pile reaches waist height still pouring, Gaeun calmly lifts her coffee mug out of the drift with one hand and takes a slow sip, the man pauses mid-swipe and slowly raises his other hand as if to ask a question, both faces remain relaxed and undistorted. STYLE: Bright even office lighting, crisp saturated colors, cheerful clean Korean workplace with Korean-language wall calendar and document folders visible, the avalanche of fine white powder looks soft and playful cascading in continuous motion. BACKGROUND: Present-day Korean office meeting room with white walls, glass partition showing Korean text signage beyond, modern office chairs, the whiteboard covered in Korean handwritten notes being erased.

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• DeepSeek — 85.0 Selected
• GPT — 48.0
• Claude — 38.0
• Grok — 35.0

Selected prompt (DeepSeek): A photogenic Korean woman in her 20s, Han Jiwoo, stands at a modern cafe pickup counter, already holding a buzzing round pager that is gushing a continuous, accelerating stream of glossy red tteokbokki and fish cakes onto the tray. The camera is a medium shot, waist-up, with a slight handheld drift that follows the chaotic flow. [0-1s] Tteokbokki is already spilling over the pager's rim, sauce dripping, rice cakes bouncing onto the counter. [1-6s] The flow becomes a torrent, creating a large, playful pile that cascades over the counter's edge; a second pager on the counter also begins to overflow, adding to the cheerful mess. [6-8s] The mound peaks at her knees; she holds the pager away from her clean sleeve and gives one tiny, amused deadpan blink at the camera. The style is live-action realism with bright, even lighting, in a clean, present-day Korean cafe with minimalist decor and subtle Hangul signage.

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• GPT — 88.0 Selected
• Claude — 82.0
• DeepSeek — 75.0
• Grok — 35.0

Selected prompt (GPT): Two photogenic Korean adults in their 20s (one woman, one man) stand at an apartment parcel-locker wall in Korea, calmly checking their phones for a pickup code while live white chickens are already pouring out. Several locker doors are sprung open and more keep popping, releasing an impossible, endless stream of flapping chickens that spread across the tidy lobby. Camera: vertical 9:16, waist-to-full body framing, slight handheld drift, no cuts. MOTION: [0-1s] three doors already open, chickens actively spilling and scuttling around their ankles. [1-6s] door pops ripple down the locker bank, the flock thickens past 100, chickens hop onto a bench, delivery cart, and the locker top as the two step around them unfazed. [6-8s] the floor becomes a moving carpet; the woman lifts her parcel overhead, gives a tiny amused shrug to her friend, and keeps typing. Style: live-action, bright cheerful lighting, crisp color. Background: modern Korean apartment lobby with Korean signage, clean lockers, bench, and delivery cart.

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